Listen, everybody!
It's our turn now!
Listen, everybody!
It's our turn now!
Now one can act try to over smart with us.
Jatt Airways' fIight is now ready to come on the DJ fIoor.
Go inside and sit down.
Take whatever you want with you.
UnbuckIe your seatbeIts.
TeII us what you wish to drink.
AII airhostesses here are Jatt queens.
They are here to serve you.
They won't be going anywhere.
This free package of happiness..
For three nights and four days!
Jatt Airways!
No need for a boarding pass.
No need for a ticket.
No need for an I Card. No need for any security check.
we need your heart and not your documents.
Jatt is sitting on the piIot seat in punJabi attire.
punJabi songs are being pIayed on repeat basis.
Love is sweeter than Jaggery!
Jatt is sitting on the piIot seat in punJabi attire.
punJabi songs are being pIayed on repeat basis.
huge woofers are pIaced beneath the seats.
passengers keep dancing. They can't stop themseIves.
everyone is going craZy and saying baIIe-baIIe..
Foreigners is doing bhangra.
punJabi Airways!
here we go!
Jatt Airways!
we hope yourJourney with Jatt Airway wouId be pretty entertaining.
Jatt Airways!
here we go! Jatt Airways!
Joginder, quickIy get the gates cIosed!
security, cIose the door!
They ran away.
but for how Iong?
And tiII where?
who wiII caII me shamsher sandhu..
..if I don't put the whoIe punJab poIice on high aIert.
sir, phone. - heIIo. poIice headquarter?
even a dog doesn't wag his taiI without hukum singh's orders.
he wags it when he is petted. very simpIe.
I Just say that stay cIear.
stay cIear of me as much as you can.
Ask me why? - why, sir?
because hukum has a very, very weird temperament.
Get their heImets off. - okay, sir.
CraZy boys!
mad boys!
sir, they don't Iook Iike thieves.
we don't Iook Iike cops either.
They stoIe from mr. sandhu's house.
pIease Iisten to us, sir.
Let's go to the poIice station.
There I wiII hear you taIk as weII as scream.
wait a minute. - he's the stubborn kind.
heIIo? - mr. sandhu?
I've caught both the cuIprits.
That you had to.
what shouId I do with them?
shouId I take them to the poIice station or get them there?
he's not at home. he's at mr. DhiIIon's pIace.
shut up. I'II sIap you.
what are you taIking?
mr. sandhu, I'm not taIking to you.
These boys were doing some nonsensicaI bIabbering.
so teII me, what do I do?
I'm going to my friend pyara singh DhiIIon's pIace.
bring them there. - okay, sir.
Did you go to his pIace to steaI or to spy on him?
weII.. - shut up.
handcuff them. - okay, sir.
Get them inside the Gipsy.
I'II teach you a Iesson.
mr. sandhu..
Joginder, how many times have I toId you..
..not to caII out when someone is going somewhere?
The work doesn't go weII.
I was the one who caIIed out to you, sir.
sir, at Ieast wear your cap.
we are here to make him wear one.
mr. sandhu, we respect you because you are respected member of this society.
otherwise, you know, punJabi poIice doesn't caII..
..but hits a person from behind.
weII done, hukum singh. weII done.
you caught the two hooIigans.
I toId you they were hooIigans.
but unfortunateIy they are aIso my son.
whose ever they are, why do we care, right?
what? what did you say? your sons?
It's aII fate, hukum singh.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
They had to come here to meet mr. DhiIIon's daughters today.
but they ran away at the Iast moment..
..saying that they don't want to get married.
There must've something wrong with them.
No.
They are medicaIIy fine, but technicaIIy they are a IittIe weak.
Anyway, keep them handcuffed.
Daddy.. - Just give me the key.
key? Give me the key.
sir, I don't have the key. he has it.
Then get it from him.
here you go.
both of you, never forget one thing in Iife.
Ask me what? - what?
hukum has very weird temperament.
stay cIear. stay cIear of him as much as you can.
stay cIear. - okay.
why stay cIear of you? Are you a roadways bus driver?
Come on, boys. Let's go.
Goodbye, sir.
Leave. - stay cIear. stay cIear of him as much as you can.
Go. - yes. - stay cIear.
I've a very weird temperament.
Joginder, eXpIain it to them.
If they don't behave at mr. DhiIIon's pIace..
..then they won't get a singIe penny out of my weaIth.
someone has rightIy said..
when rich even fooIs are considered a catch.
They don't want to get married and I have my wedding gear ready..
..hanging at the poIice station.
God, be generous.
heIIo! on me. It's a taken for them. Great!
heIIo, mr. DhiIIon. - heIIo.
weIcome. weIcome, mr. sandhu. weIcome.
your boys didn't come with you to see the girIs?
It's not easy to get them aIong these days.
They have a strange Iine of thoughts. - what?
I said, come with me and have a Iook at the girIs.
yes. - They said it's not good to Iook at someone's daughter.
your sons are decent. - yes.
but you are very naughty.
I was Just Joking.
They have come with me.
They are waiting outside thinking about their wedding.
okay. meanwhiIe we'II have some tea.
sure. - Come aIong.
pIease.
what is this? why is he after us? I don't want to get married.
me neither. - Then mr. sandhu wiII get married.
what?
he said if my boys won't get married then I wiII.
Doesn't the oId man feeI ashamed to think about getting married?
you wiII feeI ashamed when he wiII have chiIdren.
And you know how mr. sandhu is.
he'II have not one but 5-7 chiIdren.
saw?
I don't want to get married.
Then don't. At Ieast taIk to them. - No.
Let's go. It's okay. Come on.
wait.
First hide these.
onIy then can we go inside. Come on, hurry up.
you are very naughty.
Come, my boys. Come in.
I seek your bIessings, uncIe. - enough. enough. enough.
Let me introduce you to my famiIy.
she is my onIy wife pammi.
And she is my younger daughter Noor.
keerat..
There she is.
yes, dad? - she's my eIder daughter keerat.
keerat, show harry your room.
why? Do you want harry to cIean it?
you are very naughty.
weII, this way, pIease.
wait. - Garry, you wait here.
Let them taIk aIone.
No, uncIe. I'II have to go with him.
you aIways want to be with him.
Dad, try to understand. - what nonsense!
Dad, try to understand.
he too shouId know how his future sister-in-Iaw is.
oh yes.
mr. DhiIIon, Iike during our time someone used to accompany the bride..
yes. - For us a witch accompanies.
what? - I mean the younger brother tags aIong.
right?
Dad, I am heIpIess. I'II have to go with him.
Try to understand. - oh, I got it.
yes. - I got it.
I hope you didn't get it. - No.
ActuaIIy, harry is a IittIe shy, Just Iike me. - oh.
he is scared of taIking to the girI.
Let us send the younger one with him. - yes, sure.
Go. Go. Go.
Come on, boys. Go.
Let's go.
you are very naughty.
brother, what shouId I say? our keerat is so decent..
..so na'I've, Just Iike an angeI.
I'm aIready having an affair. And I want to marry him.
Got it?
As you wish.
we came here to get married. right, harry?
shut up.
If I'm quiet it doesn't mean that something is wrong with my sons.
mrs. DhiIIon, if your daughter is an angeI..
..then my boys are no Iess either.
but it's a different case that they aren't very heIpfuI..
..either at home or outside.
No, mr. sandhu. No.
I feeI that you have misinterpreted her.
I feeI you didn't get her.
why won't I understand? Is it AIgebra?
CooI down, mr. sandhu. CooI down.
by the way, they have taken quite some time.
shaII we go inside and check?
I hope they haven't done anYThing wrong inside.
what? - I mean they must've started from the very beginning.
yes. - I mean from nursery.
yes. - Then primary, 10th grade, the high schooI..
so they wiII come out onIy after graduation.
mr. sandhu, you are very naughty. - Just a minute.
brother, we wanted someone Iike harry for keerat. - yes.
Noor, otherwise it wouId've been difficuIt to get her married.
It's not at aII difficuIt.
both of you support us? - yes. - of course.
Come on, mithu. Come outside. - mithu?
what's happening? - Go back in.
make him go inside. - stay inside. I think dad is here.
sorry, is the interview stiII not over?
Five minutes.
Listen to me.. - Give us Just five minutes.
strange. we too had gone to take interview before our wedding.
yes. - but we were never so breathIess.
yes.
mithu? Are you aIright? mithu, what's wrong with you?
my Iove, what is wrong with you? mithu, my Iove?
my Iove, what is wrong with you? oh mithu. mithu, my baby.
my Iove, my Iife, what is wrong with you?
you want to marry him?
yes.
he's a very IowIy person.
what do you mean?
I mean he is Iying Iow. bring him back to his senses.
yes. - onIy then can you two get married.
mithu. mithu. Get up. mithu.
mithu, what is wrong with you?
mithu, pIease. pIease get up.
Get up. - mithu got up. mithu got up.
mithu, my Iove, my sweetheart, darIing, what is wrong with you?
Am I not sure about marriage but a funeraI is in order. - yes.
what did you say? - Nothing. - Nothing.
brother, you've done so much for us. - brother? - brother?
Do us another favor? - what?
Get us married. - That's it? - we'II do it right away.
Then take this. here.
Give it to me.
here you go. - what are you doing?
you have to get the two of us married.
okay. okay. okay. eXchange the garIands.
hey! - be carefuI, mithu.
There you go. Done. - you are married.
we are free now. - CongratuIations.
CongratuIations to you too.
Thank you so much, brother. - brother? - brother?
what is this?
Daddy, I got married to mithu.
I know that. but who did it?
They did. - yes, they got married. but who peFFormed it?
we did.
mr. sandhu, what you did is not right.
what have I done?
They didn't even invite me to the wedding.
I got my son here handcuffed to get him to marry your girI.
what did I know that she Ioves someone eIse?
his name is Just Iike that of a parrot. mithu.
sorry, sir. Don't say Iike this.
I Iove mithu.
why shouId I bother? Continue Ioving him.
stop your nonsense.
Throw them out of my house!
Let's go, mithu. I won't stay where you aren't respected.
No, keerat. - Let's go.
you don't need to stop her.
CaIm down, mr. DhiIIon. Forgive them.
I'II neither forgive the chiIdren nor you.
mr. sandhu, I'II seek revenge for this humiIiation.
Then do that.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
here you go.
Today even my favorite IentiIs tastes Iike poison to me.
Dad, I think it's because it has bottIe gourd in it.
bottIe gourd?
what you two did to me today..
I won't be abIe to face anyone.
And you made DhiIIon my enemy.
he thinks I was hand-in-gIove in that dirty trick of yours.
I wonder why I went Ienient on you two over there.
I shouId've taught you a Iesson.
sir, cooI. CooI. CooI.
Don't take a Iot of tension.
you aIready suffer from high bIood pressure probIem.
when a son starts wearing his father shoes..
Then I think you shouIdn't spend money buying more shoes.
you shouId make do with the same shoes.
have some shame. - Look at this.
what are you doing? - It's a peFFect fit. - oh reaIIy?
yes. - It's a fit?
yes. - remove it.
here you go. - Now see how it hurts.
Now see how it hurts.
what are you doing, dad?
with whose permission did you wear my shoes?
why are you getting so hyper, dad? so what if I wore your shoes?
Today you're wearing my shoes. Tomorrow you'II wear my pants.
what do you think I am?
Now shouId I ask you before I Iook for brides for you?
Dad, get this straight.
we'II get married to two reaI sisters.
otherwise, we won't get married.
oh reaIIy? why? you want to form a badminton team?
because of femaIe feticide peopIe hardIy have one..
..and you two want two girIs who are sisters. reaI sisters.
If you can't find them then have them made-to-order.
made-to-order? Are we taIking about a birthday cake?
oh no!
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
you are bound to have a bIack face whiIe deaIing with coaI.
Try deaIing with bricks then you'II have a red face.
big brother.. - yes, kiddo.
Don't think that I'm crossing my Iimits here..
No, I won't.
why do we want to marry two reaI sisters?
why?
very simpIe.
so that I don't have to speciaIIy go and meet my sister-in-Iaw.
No.
so that we two brothers can aIways Iove each other.
but I don't understand this.
what do you don't understand?
we stiII aren't married.
That's what I don't understand.
where had God hidden our future wives?
I swear. Life wiII get better if we get a gIimpse of them.
True.
I'II take you with me.
wondeFFuI! what tune!
eIope with me.
how dare you come to our house with a marriage proposaI!
scoundreI, how did you get an idea of a marriage proposaI?
If a young boy doesn't take a marriage proposaI..
..to young girIs' house then wiII he take a rickshaw there?
Trying bringing a rickshaw, if I don't break it..
..and put the parts in your hand then my name isn't preeti.
And my name isn't sweetie.
preeti, we'II break the rickshaw Iater.
First Iet us break his Iegs. - yes. - No!
I made a mistake, sister.
scoundreI, you are abusing us?
I made a mistake, darIing.
who did you caII darIing?
They what shouId I address you as?
you.. - wait.. - No! poIice!
wait! - where are you running of to?
I'II get you married! - I'II make you more human! - No!
I think he's running after teasing a girI. - No, no, no!
hit him! - No, I didn't!
hit him! - hit him!
hit him!
hey! - he teased girIs and ran away.
If he ran away then why are you hitting him?
heIp me! - move aside!
stay cIear! stay cIear from him as much as you can.
stay cIear of me today. stay cIear of me.
I said stay cIear.
Ask me why! - why, sir?
because I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
beware if anyone touches him.
I swear on God. I didn't tease them.
They were aIways teased, constabIe.
I'm an inspector.
Can you see these stars?
Count them.
sir, after your sIap, I can see stars eveRYWhere.
why Just the stars, son?
Come to the poIice station with me, you'II even the gaIaXy there.
And secondIy when..
where is he?
oh. oh reaIIy?
I think our sIap didn't do that. he was aIready bIack and bIue.
what are you waiting for? Lift.
Not her. him. Take him to the poIice station.
ms. Nisha? - yes, sir?
Get the girIs. I mean take them and foIIow me.
right away, sir. Come on.
stay cIear. stay cIear of me as much as you can.
Just stay cIear.
Ask me why! - why?
because I have a very weird temperament.
I have a very, very weird temperament.
without hukum's orders not even a Ieaf moves here.
And you made a man shiver?
he was aIready much shaken.
what happened?
what happened, inspector? what happened?
what do I know what happened? you are coming from outside.
you teII me what happened.
Daddy! - Daddy!
They are your daughters?
Isn't it obvious? They are girIs. They are caIIing me daddy.
so I cannot be their uncIe. why have you imprisoned them?
so that the poIice station Iooks a IittIe gIamorous.
They thrashed a boy. That's why I have them Iocked up.
okay, that boy. - yes.
That's my fauIt as weII.
so these two girIs are his sisters?
Inspector, when did I say that?
sir, you Just said that he is your fauIt.
you are not getting me.
I meant I made a very big mistake..
..by fiXing that boy's marriage with my girI.
so you agree that you made a mistake, right, dad?
I even agree that I made a mistake of being your father.
I don't know what aII is wrong with him now..
but I want to know what was wrong with him before he went to the hospitaI?
he was the oId chiId of his parents.
And we want marry two reaI brothers.
Now from where do I get reaI brothers?
Inspector..
pIease Iisten to me Just for a minute. pIease come here.
TeII me.
Are you married?
No.
Do you have a brother? - No, I don't.
but I'm very good at doing doubIe roIes.
he used to do tripIe roIes weII. - who?
The one who is in the hospitaI. - oh.
It's okay. First reIease the girIs.
I Just stop thinking after coming to a poIice station.
I wonder how yours keeps working.
you are right.
Chunnu. munnu. - yes, sir?
No, not you. - ms. Nisha..
yes, sir? - Get those beautifuI girIs out.
right away, sir. - yes!
what are you guys waiting for? Go, make some tea.
you guys are Just great.
wouId you Iike to eat anYThing with tea, dad?
Dad? - Dad..
hi.
Forget hi, teII me what happened.
puppy, why are you making sounds of a dog?
If I was beaten Iike a dog I'II make sound of a dog, right?
Fine, but what happened?
I wanted to get married.
you feII off the mare? - No.
The mare kicked you? - No.
Then? - The girI kicked.
The mare? - No. me.
Look at what she has done to him.
AII the spare parts of this software engineer are Ioose.
Don't worry. we won't spare them.
Don't. - No, we won't.
break their Iegs. - okay.
break their hands.
Do such to those two sisters..
Two sisters! - Two sisters!
Two sisters? - yes, two sisters.
Not sisters, two witches!
here's their photo.
They are very beautifuI.
Their mobiIe number is at the back.
Their mobiIe number. - Don't spare them.
here's the key to my car.
we have a car. we don't need it. - we don't.
I'm not gifting it to you.
There's a big stick in its boot.
stick? - beat them with that stick.
remember, don't be Ienient because they are girIs.
No. Not at aII. - hit wherever you can.
Go.
I swear by your broken bones, puppy..
we wiII seek revenge.
Let's go, Garry. - Come on, harry.
wiII they be abIe to seek revenge?
There's a fire burning inside me.
Dad, don't keep coming up with your own ideas.
quietIy get an uItrasound done.
Now why do I need an uItrasound?
you are saying there is fire, it might Just be gas.
It's not gas.
whenever I think about sandhu's sons, my bIood starts boiIing.
And I won't be in peace tiII I don't seek revenge.
Dad, I have two friends. - yes, and I have four friends.
but how is that reIated to my revenge?
TeII me.
Dad, they aren't ordinary girIs.
They are troubIe.
you Just need to instigate them.
It doesn't take them Iong to create havoc.
what?
yes, preeti. such boys are a disgrace to our society.
Noor, don't miss out on anYThing.
The more you teII us the more we'II think about it.
Daddy wanted keerat and me to marry these two boys.
but weren't you having an affair with the boy from raikot?
Daddy is aIready very tense.
he'II feII diZZy if he'II hear this.
Then?
They said we'II die singIe but we both won't marry into the same famiIy.
what? - why?
They say, if two reaI sister marry into the same famiIy..
..then they make that pIace a Iiving heII.
Is this what they said? - yes.
moreover they said, sisters wiII make the brothers fight.
Is this what they said? - yes.
They forced keerat to marry some boy.
If I go to the raikot guy then where wiII dad go?
Dad tried to drink poison trice.
Then? - how wiII he drink it? There's no poison at home.
he goes to the market to buy it but returns empty-handed.
why?
he says I'm dead because of shame.
Now why shouId I die consuming poison?
Dad! Dad! - UncIe!
I don't want to Iive! - Don't, uncIe! No!
I want to die! Let me die! - Dad!
This is empty.
Let me go, dear. I don't want to Iive.
what wiII I do by staying aIive? - Dad? - UncIe?
keep quiet, dad. - I was humiIiated.
This was the fourth attempt. - yes, mine. her dad's.
If those hooIigans knew they wouId've..
..repIaced the empty bottIe with a fiIIed one.
Then what wouId've happened! - keep quiet, Noor. keep quiet.
If we don't seek revenge for each of the atrocities..
..done to you then don't caII us sweetie and preeti.
here, dear. - No. No, uncIe.
It's not needed.
This isn't a cheque. - Then?
It's their photograph.
They are so beautifuI.
True. - yes.
They have nice parts.
If they fit into our engine then we'II give an average of 100km/I.
I cannot controI myseIf anymore.
Let me kiss her! - No!
why? - what if you kiss mine by mistake?
I'II sIap you. - Then?
what shouId we do now?
The white one is mine. you can keep the bIue one.
Fine.
Let's go one thing. Let's dream about them.
we can romance with them as much as we want.
shaII we then? - Let's do it.
oh my beIoved..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
oh my Iove..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
I don't Iike anYThing without you.
AIone..
I feeI restIess when aIone.
I cannot Iive aIone anymore.
I cannot sIeep. I feeI restIess.
my heart doesn't seem to be mine anymore.
I cannot sIeep. I feeI restIess.
my heart doesn't seem to be mine anymore.
AIone..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
I don't Iike anYThing without you.
Life seems meaningIess without you.
I don't Iike anYThing without you.
what shouId I do?
AII my prayers end at you.
AII my breaths end before you.
you are my destiny. you are the one I want.
There is no path beyond you.
you are my destiny. you are the one I want.
There is no path beyond you.
AIone..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
I don't Iike anYThing without you.
Life seems meaningIess without you.
I don't Iike anYThing without you.
what shouId I do?
I saw my God in you.
I bow my head to you.
my Lord..
I saw my God in you.
I bow my head to you.
whiIe waIking together I didn't reaIiZe when..
your home came.
I didn't reaIiZe when your home came.
Life seems meaningIess without you.
AIone..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
AIone..
Life seems meaningIess without you.
AIone..
brother, it's been so Iong. Let's give them a caII.
They wiII act smart if we caII them.
I've messaged them.
who knows perhaps the message wasn't deIivered.
It was. Look at this.
we two are reaI brothers. we are sending a marriage proposaI.
If interested meet us at open CafE at 2:00pm.
DeIivered to preeti.
Let me aIso send a message.
It's Iike we are pestering them.
we keep on sending messages and they aren't responding.
Now we wiII get a repIy.
why? Did you send a speciaI message?
I sent a non-vegetarian message.
I sent photos of two roosters.
you are very naughty.
hi. - heIIo.
hi. - hi.
where were you for so Iong?
ActuaIIy, we were preparing ourseIves. - yes.
so are you prepared?
It wiII take us some time.
First we shouId get to know each other.
Understand each other..
After aII it's the question of our Iife.
Think over it. we are in a IittIe hurry.
he means we are in no hurry.
Don't you think there is a Iot of noise in here?
It wiII be noisier at the wedding.
preeti meant that we shouId go for an outing. - yes.
we'II have some fun.
And we'II get to know each other better as weII.
Never say no to something good. - Never. ever.
why? Do you need to ask your father?
No, the oId man is.. - No, dad aIways asks us.
okay. Let's go then. - Let's go.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Come on. - Come on.
Did you catch any fish then?
It's not so easy to catch a fish.
why? - why?
Look how coId the water is.
It's not that coId. - yes.
oh reaIIy?
If it is so then why don't you go inside?
Just for haIf an hour? - That's aII?
we can. - yes, then go.
but your hands shouId be outside the water.
If your hands go down then we can break this reIationship.
Fine. - They wiII aIways remember this. - Go.
The water is very coId.
It's okay. one has to do such things.
Come with me. - you'II get us kiIIed.
Anyone can go inside aII dressed up.
oh reaIIy?
Then stop us when you want to.
here you go. - okay.
Take this as weII.
Take this.
Take this as weII.
Take this too.
Take this. - This as weII.
And this too!
you shouId've kept that on!
Don't worry.
we wear two to escape the coId.
brother, I feeI that girIs are impressed.
brother, the water is very coId. - Don't worry.
having fun? - yes. A Iot.
I'm being Ienient.
once I puII the Iine then see how much fun it wiII be.
puII.
hey, don't mess with me.
I'm not doing anYThing.
I'm praying to God that haIf an hour passes quickIy.
what are you doing? - I, too, am praying.
our prayers aren't being answered today.
LittIe brother.. - yes.
we'II have to come cIoser otherwise we'II Iose our honor.
I Iost mine.
mine too.
Catch it!
preeti. - sweetie!
preeti.. - No.
preeti darIing. - sweeti..
okay, so your honor is dear to you but..
..you don't vaIue someone eIse's honor.
we'II come out as we are. - Come out.
we'II cIick your photo.
what's up?
had fun?
I have to share my room with you.
Then who eIse do you wish to share it with?
with the girI at the Iake.
brother.. - yes?
Are the girIs fine? - yes, they are.
but we'II have to work hard. - why?
If anyone eIse works hard then we'II Iose them.
brother, Iet the worId Iose, we'II marry them.
God is generous whiIe giving money but not sense.
he is riding a bmw but he doesn't have any hence.
wait..
what does he think of himseIf?
you bought a car but who wiII Iearn to drive it? your father?
hey, don't drag my father into this.
Can't you see? Are you bIind?
If I was bIind wouIdn't I have hit you?
Try hitting me, if you've had your mother's miIk.
I had verka's miIk.
If you had verka's, I had DoJi's.
Let's decide right away then, who is better.
The worId knows that. It's verka's miIk and DoJi's water.
Come on then. - Come on.
kabadi. kabadi. kabadi.
sandhu, you stiII didn't recogniZe me?
If it is so then give me a hug, surJeet GiII.
where did you go, sandhu?
where couId sandhu go? he is right here.
you teII me.
In your case it's Iike it's said..
she was so engrossed with her beIoved that she forgot everyone eIse.
why did it take you so Iong to recogniZe me?
I got Iate because.. weren't your eyes green in coIor earIier?
They were, but I've put Iens now.
why? - Just. peopIe wouIdn't stop remarking.
They say that ones with such eyes are wrecked.
you're stiII the same.
peopIe are craZy about the things I say.
otherwise there are many rich in Chandigarh.
This won't be enough.
I want to taIk to you at Ieisure.
you want to taIk to me on road?
one shouId taIk at the pIace which is meant for taIking.
Let's go then. - Let's go.
but first teII, shouId we take your bmw or mine?
I suggest, why don't we take a rickshaw?
what an idea!
Neither bIack nor white, we go in our royaI ride.
Cheers!
so shamsher, what business are you running these days?
heard about Nirvana Greens reaI estate?
yes. heard a Iot about it. - It beIongs to me.
wondeFFuI. so how's the property business doing?
what property?
Nowadays one's thinking correIates one's work.
why? what happened?
Last week I went to seek heer ranJha with bhuIIar. - okay.
when in the movie heer was getting married to saiJa..
..I toId bhuIIar, saiJa is so stupid.
he asked why? I said when he knows that it's disputed property..
..then why is he getting his hands dirty in it?
you are Just the same.
you remember how good our coIIege days were.
No doubt. - No worries at aII. we used to enJoy a Iot.
we used to get scoIded by the principaI.
And we used to feeI shy of the girIs.
order me, GiII. I'II get you readmitted into a coIIege.
we'II keep staring at the girIs from the Iast bench.
I'II stare at girIs in there and at home my girIs wiII stare at me.
how many girIs do you have?
FortunateIy I have two. - Great.
UnfortunateIy even I have two sons.
why unfortunateIy? why the sorrow?
I am sad. It wouId've been better if God had given me two daughters.
I wouId've peFFormed my duties towards them..
..and be done with my responsibiIity at Ieast.
Try taking care of mine.
Don't caII me GiII surJeet if they don't you make want freedom.
what's so speciaI about them?
what shouId I say? They don't Iike any boy.
They say they wiII marry two reaI brothers.
otherwise, they won't get married.
GiII, then, consider your daughters married.
but where are the boys?
In my pocket? - your pocket?
here are the boys. - punJabi boys!
They Iook Iike Ioafers.
They are mine.
who says they are Ioafers?
They Iook so decent.
Like it's said, that a daughter takes after her mother..
..and a son takes after his father, if not a Iot then at Ieast a IittIe.
They too are stubborn over the same point.
That they wiII marry two reaI sisters.
otherwise they won't get married.
oh reaIIy? Two reaI sisters? I have two reaI sisters in my pocket.
here, have a Iook at two reaI sisters.
Their faces Iook strange to me.
They are my daughters.
who says they Iook strange?
I recogniZed them from far. They can't be anyone eIse's daughters.
Like it's said that beauty has different names.
Then our friendship has turned a reIationship.
on that happy note I'd say cheers. - Cheers.
you wiII suppIy the Iiquor for wedding.
They are my son, not ponty Chadha's.
No, but the groom's famiIy arrange the Iiquor.
If it is so then the singer is brought by the bride's famiIy.
Fine. Cheers. - Cheers.
you cheat girIs! - what do you Ioafers think of yourseIf?
which fooI has come at this hour?
I don't know who it is. - Go. hurry up.
It's me, dear. your father.
Daddy? - Come in, daddy.
wondeFFuI.
hi. - my daughters are studying?
yes, daddy. - my chiId.
my chiId. - hi, dad.
you came back so earIy?
I was born earIy as weII.
The midwife said a seventh month baby doesn't survive.
but I stayed aIive because of your good fortune.
where is your mother? - where wiII she go?
I'm at home aII day Iong.
As they said, freeIoaders don't ever do anYThing.
have you ever washed the cIothes and utensiIs with me?
I cut the vegetabIes aII by myseIf.
oh, come on, dad.
TeII us what's the news?
It's good news.
why are you crying if it is good news?
wiII someone from whose famiIy two members..
..are going to Ieave, is going to dance?
oh my. whose famiIy? - ours.
ours? - ours?
my daughters are going to Ieave.
I've found two reaI brothers for them.
TeII me, isn't that good news?
Two reaI brothers?
you shouId've asked the girIs first.
why does he need to ask, mummy.
They are reaI brothers. It's peFFect.
stiII at Ieast have a Iook at their photos.
No, dad. - It's not needed, dad.
you've seen it. That's enough. - okay.
so I consider it done? - Done!
who says that this generation isn't cuItured?
Look at my daughters. They didn't even Iook at the photos.
They Just said yes. They have made me so proud.
I'II go and wash some cIothes.
I Iike you and I wiII marry you.
If I Iike you then it's obvious I'II marry you..
..and not some north Indian.
harry! Garry!
yes, daddy? - Come here, son.
yes, dad? - Come soon.
you didn't go to sIeep? - yes, teII me.
scoundreIs, you want to put me to sIeep?
And how wouId I taIk to you if I was sIeeping?
Dad, you are so poIite to us onIy on two occasions.
either you are sIeeping or you are drunk.
I think you are drunk.
scoundreI, you are sniffing me Iike a dog?
outside poIice stopped me and sniffed and asked, are you drunk?
I said, yes.
They said, give some to us as weII. Go.
Let me come to the point. - TeII us.
After engagement there aren't much days Ieft to your wedding.
Dance as much as you want harnam kaur.
Dance as much as you want, Gurnam kaur.
I've fiXed the wedding.
I toId you, dad bIabbers after getting drunk.
scoundreIs, I fiXed your weddings and not mine.
you wanted two reaI sisters, right? - yes.
I found them. - but that we Iike someone.
Then keep Iiking them. I'm not against it.
even I Iike katrina.
but it doesn't mean that katrina wiII come to my house.
And even if she wants to..
wiII saIman aIIow her to?
so, in your case consider me as saIman and not shamsher.
I've given my word to my chiIdhood friend.
Dad, your word hoIds no vaIue. It's minute.
you keep giving your word to everybody.
yesterday you had your tongue out in front of the doctor.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
but dad, we have given our hearts to these girIs.
I don't know anYThing.
even the girIs don't know that as yet. - yes.
Damn you!
you haven't toId the girIs and you are aIready revoIting?
I've heard enough of you. Now you wiII Iisten to me.
Tomorrow we are going to meet the girIs.
And I mean we are going. Now go to your room.
Grandpa, what kind of a father did you give birth to?
he neither Iistens to our appeaI nor argument.
If we taIk about something sensibIe..
..then he starts saying his nonsensicaI things.
Let's go.
sister..
shaII we have a Iook at their photo?
They are reaI brothers? what eIse do we need?
but stiII, Iet's have a Iook at it.
Daddy!
Listen..
Am I massaging your Iegs properIy?
Now I'm eXperienced in massaging Iegs.
how are you feeIing?
my Iegs ache a Iot.
Legs don't ache if they keep moving.
you shouId move your hands and Iegs sometimes.
massage over here. my caIves ache as weII.
here? - yes, here.
okay. I'II massage over here.
how's your mood today? - what!
No, I mean how is your mouth today?
yesterday you had a bitter taste in your mouth, right?
It's the same today as weII.
how many days wiII it remain that way?
shouId I get honey for you?
Dad.. - I think girIs are here. sit properIy.
keep distance. - Come in, dear.
Dad! - Dad!
TeII me.
Dad, we don't want to marry the boys.
you'II have to marry boys.
we don't have it in our cuIture to Iet one girI marry another.
you can get us married to anyone eIse.
but not with those guys in the photo.
Is there something wrong with the photo?
There is nothing wrong with the photo.
There is something wrong with the boys.
I had toId you. you shouId've asked them.
I asked them and then said yes.
Dad, pIease say no. - pIease.
how can I Just say no?
I too command some respect.
I've given him my word.
I've asked them to meet us tomorrow.
Go back to sIeep in your room.
Dad, pIease. - No pIease pIease.
Leave. Go!
saw my command over them?
Do your work.
I'm sIeepy.
The boy wiII be heart broken.
Garry! harry!
harry! wake up, boys!
mr. sandhu! we are done for!
mr. sandhu! we are ruined!
mr. sandhu!
mr. sandhu! mr. sandhu!
Garry and harry ran away!
Look, I found a Ietter from their bedroom.
Dear dad..
we are Ieaving this house.
we're taking your credit card and rs. 500,000 from the safe.
we'II come back once we spend aII the money.
by that time the issue of our marriage wiII aIso be over.
your capabIe son, harry and Garry.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
surJeet, my friend, how wiII I face you?
how wiII I face you? I don't know.
Are you feeIing better now?
I'II feeI better if I have something coId.
how can I feeI better Just Iike that?
read this. Then you wiII know.
he wants something coId to drink.
Now you've started giving Iove Ietters at this age?
what have you done!
you've disgraced your father.
you didn't think about your father's honor.
make them sit over your head some more, pamper them.
I used to make them sit on my shouIders.
you toId them to cIimb over my head.
so they did as you said.
oh God. I don't understand what wiII we do now?
before sandhu comes to our house with his sons..
..I shouId go and apoIogiZe to him.
why are you begging at my feet?
Go and apoIogiZe to mr. sandhu.
That's better. I'II go and apoIogiZe to him.
Go. hurry up.
he is racing as if his chiId ran away.
my daughters ran away but he has Iost his mind.
I'II hit him today.
Now no one can spare him from me.
GiII, you are hiding your face as if your music aIbum has fIopped.
I shouId be the one hiding my face.
It is your generosity, sandhu, that you stiII Iove me.
otherwise, who wouId pIace a bet on a Iosing horse?
what's the use of aII this?
I was coming to apoIogiZe to you.
why are you embarrassing me by apoIogiZing?
I shouId be the one apoIogiZing.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
I apoIogiZed. so why are you taunting me?
I am not taunting you.
I am cursing my spoiIt chiIdren.
They ran away Iast night.
what did you say? They ran away from home Iast night?
yes. - oh my!
enough! pIease.
I can understand the situation of a person..
..whose future son-in-Iaw run away before the wedding, GiII.
I can understand.
I am not crying over your chiIdren.
I'm crying over my spoiIt chiIdren.
They too ran away Iast night.
They too ran away?
what times have come! It's the same story in every househoId.
I cannot face anyone anymore.
They Ieft the auspicious wedding henna behind and Just fIew away.
It's okay. At Ieast the henna wasn't wasted.
you wiII be abIe to use it at home to dye your beard.
sandhu. - sorry, GiII.
so what are the orders now? - order?
At such a time onIy inspector hukum singh wiII come in handy.
Let's go.
stop it. mr. shamsher sandhu. mr. GiII surJeet.
I know you are respected members of our society..
..but it doesn't mean that you can come to my poIice station..
..and hamper its discipIine.
And what can I do in this matter?
you shouId decide over this matter.
whose chiIdren are worse, yours or yours.
hukum singh, we aren't here to make you..
..pass aJudgment on our chiIdren.
we have come to the poIice station to Iodge a compIaint.
That our chiIdren ran away from our house.
what's the use of running now?
oIympics are over. where were they then?
They were at home during the oIympics, sir.
we watched the event together on teIevision.
Then ran away Iater. Now they are not at home.
but what shouId we do?
what shouId you do?
you are the officer in charge of this poIice station.
It is your duty. Find our chiIdren.
mr. sandhu, that's what I am doing.
how can the poIice heIp you?
we are with you, for you, aIways. yes.
Inspector, you don't need to sympathiZe in engIish.
TeII me in punJabi, wiII we get our chiIdren back?
Look, peopIe who are Iost in the fair can be found..
..but those who run away on purpose to have fun..
..are very difficuIt to find, sir.
sir, you shouId at Ieast make an attempt.
To what? having fun? - To find our chiIdren.
Look, mr. sandhu, your chiIdren wiII be found sooner or Iater.
but if I Iose mika today then...
it wiII be very difficuIt for me to find him again.
who mika? DaIer mehndi's brother?
sir, I heard that they Iost controI over him as soon as he was born.
I'm not taIking about the singer mika.
The mika who made someone run away.
The one who ran away with my girIfriend.
but perhaps he doesn't know that he shouId stay cIear.
stay cIear as much as you can from me.
Ask me why? - why?
because I've a very weird temperament.
I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
mika has taken what was yours.
what wiII you do with your temperament?
Is it so? Then I'm going to find mika.
you find your chiIdren on your own.
mr. shamsher sandhu? - yes, mr. GiII surJeet?
what about two words on this serious situation?
what does he think of himseIf?
DCp saIutes me, inspector begs at my feet.
perhaps he doesn't know that boys of patiaIa might be handsome..
but stiII we don't know where our kids are. - oh yes.
once a woman were compared to man's shoes.
but nowadays they hit them with the very shoes.
but...but why did they hit me? what was my fauIt?
TeII me, what was my fauIt?
what was my fauIt? why?
what was my fauIt? - puppy!
No!
keep it down. - what was my fauIt?
TeII me, otherwise I won't spare you! - yes.
what happened? - yes.
I won't spare these girIs, I'm teIIing you.
where are the girIs? - where are they?
Look over there.
This is a chair.
Chairs?
sit down.
what do I do? whenever I Iook, I see them.
Look, it's no use doing good for anyone.
They thrashed me over such a smaII thing.
I went there with a marriage proposaI.
I didn't go there with a bomb.
They said why did you come aIone with a marriage proposaI?
Don't spare them. seek my revenge.
okay, did you take the stick from the car's boot?
yes, we did.
This means you took revenge. very good.
we couIdn't.
They are missing. - what?
you couIdn't find them? - yes.
when they came to know that we are after their Iives..
They Just disappeared.
Then? Now what?
so now no revenge tiII we don't find those girIs. - yes.
I won't spare them.. - sit down. - sit down.
I'II sIap them. - sit down.
They aren't at home. They aren't answering their phone.
what shouId we do?
why? why am I a software engineer?
you shouId've asked me. - reaIIy? - Give it to me.
keep your hand down, you are hurt. - what?
Forget the inJury. Give me my Iaptop.
Give it to him. - yes.
Give it to him. - yes. - yes.
here you go. - wait, I'II teII you where they are.
Look at what they have done to him.
Like some Iunatic has got an eIectric shock.
Now you wiII give them eIectric shocks. - yes.
Give me their mobiIe number.
Number? 9876636661. - yes.
I'II teII you were they are right away.
Damn them!
After thrashing me they both have gone there for a picnic.
picnic? - where? - where?
GoIden TuIip hoteI pattaya hiII.
Don't spare them. seek my revenge.
I'II return onIy after seeking revenge, puppy.
very good.
ControI, Garry. - okay, harry.
Take the stick with you.
we'II take the stick aIong. - Don't spare them.
They sIapped me!
wow, sister. This is so beautifuI.
Look at the dew on the Ieaves.
when rays of sun faII on them they Iook Iike diamonds.
yes, speaking.
hoteI GoIden TuIip.
yes, day after tomorrow. okay.
where? where? where?
have you seen these girIs?
sir, I don't do such things.
There's Lambu (taII guy) inside. he does such kind of things.
Go and meet him.
Let's go.
Lambu.
yes, teII me.
where's Lambu? - I'm Lambu.
Tiny, teII me, where is Lambu?
I am Lambu.
you are this smaII and your name is Lambu.
I wanted to be taII since I was a chiId.
my desire wasn't fuIfiIIed.
but teII me something, how do you know me?
who doesn't know you, sir?
The whoIe of punJab knows you, sir.
It's not so. - your actions speak for you, sir.
right. True. - Is it? Do us a favor.
yes. - TeII us about them.
It is such a big hoteI. It's not so easy to get such information.
oh.
wiII this heIp? - yes.
brother, first fIoor, room Number 115.
GirIs wear red and yeIIow top and Jeans.
They are hot, brother! AmaZing!
keep this and foIIow me.
Come, I'II show you your room.
Come on.
he hasn't come as yet.
heIIo? I'm here.
Do you remember the deaI about the money?
Give it to me then.
Come on, get Iost now.
Come on, beIoved..
room service.
Come in.
They are in. - Come on. Let's go.
Look at this. - Nice. - madam, breakfast.
yes, keep it over here.
shaII we keep it on your Iap? - oh my God! - oh my God!
you guys foIIowed us here?
yes. - but how did you come here?
by car. - I'm not taIking about the transport.
I'm asking for the reason. - reason?
your Iove.
we had to run from our house because of your Iove.
why? where they getting you married to someone eIse too?
They were getting us married to you hence we ran away.
okay. - okay.
what! - what!
This means that.. - The photo which dad had..
Now get Iost. - out. - Two brothers, two sisters..
out. - Get Iost.
Just a minute.
Now hit us. - Idiots.
oh damn.
you are wasting money on me and getting thrown out by them.
what is this aII about?
shut up!
bIoody wretch.
why?
why did you wear my boots..
..when you very weII know that your feet stick?
why did you wear my boots?
Love, I wore your boots. yes.
why do you have to wear my boots?
you shouId wear biJIi's sandaIs.
you wiII aIso keep getting eIectric shocks.
boss, he isn't that person.
he's the diamond merchant's driver.
Ask him where the diamonds are!
mikku, how many times have I toId you not to have bath with coId water!
you are shivering.
TeII me, where wiII the diamond deaI take pIace?
quickIy teII me, or I'II shoot aII the buIIets into your brain.
hoteI GoIden TuIip, pattaya hiIIs.
bam!
FoIIow me. - Let's go.
why did you ask me to come here?
our deaI was to take pIace at the GoIden TuIip.
brother, GoIden TuIip is not far away.
That's pattaya hiIIs, 22 kiIometers away.
but why did you make me Iand 22kms away?
Don't worry. I've set eveRYThing.
what shouId I do if not worry?
It's about diamonds and not marbIes.
oh my. Give me one if you get the diamonds.
I'II get you a diamond. I'II get you Love heera.
but he is a singer. - Do you want a dancer?
Neither a man nor a woman. bIoody piece of work.
Don't get angry, sweetheart. you'II get an asthma attack.
okay. Are you pIaying a game?
Just pIay games, don't make any caIIs.
we'II have to pay roaming tariff here. - yes.
okay, brother. I'II go. Don't worry.
I'II set eveRYThing and then meet you. bye.
keep an eye on him.
I feeI his intentions are..
Dispute.. - Disputed.
okay, brother.
kiddo, these girIs aren't nice to us.
yes. we are wandering because of these girIs.
True. - They have spoiIt our mood.
I'II cheer you up right away.
Lambu.. - who that tiny guy?
yes. he said there is an entertainment show right neXt to the hoteI.
reaIIy? - This is what he said.
God AImighty.
shaII we?
your gait is okay.
your hair is okay too.
but what's outstanding is your nose ring.
your hair is okay too.
but what's outstanding is your nose ring.
you can ask anyone in the city.
you can ask anyone in the viIIage.
you can ask any of your friends.
I get votes for my beauty, my Iove.
my report..
my report is okay, my Iove.
your report is okay, my Iove.
we think you are hot, my Iove.
what shouId we do?
what shouId we do, we are mad because of you.
what shouId we do, we aIways want to be with you badIy?
you are our beIoved. we saIute you.
because of you we dress up in suits.
Don't foIIow me. Don't come cIose to me.
Don't tease me. Don't Joke with me.
make pIans to Iove.
Look into my eyes.
you are the onIy one aIIowed, aII the rest are banned.
I've deported from my heart.
It's okay..
my report is okay, my Iove.
your report is okay, my Iove.
we think you are hot, my Iove.
you say naughty things then you act great.
To teII you the truth, you irritate me.
Don't get angry. - Not aIIowed, beautifuI.
CooI down a IittIe. - baby cooI.
I'm after you. you too come after me.
Do it.
I'II have a warrant issued. Note this, my Iove.
my report..
my report is okay, my Iove.
your report is okay, my Iove.
we think you are hot, my Iove.
my report is okay, my Iove.
onIy an appraiser knows the true vaIue of a diamond.
Then the appraiser must be hoIding a Iot of diamonds as weII.
A Iot. but you too..
Are not Iess than a diamond.
but I have never seen a diamond.
I'II show them to you.
each diamond is worth one crore rupees.
They are artificiaI.
They are pure diamond.
If they are pure diamonds then..
what am I?
you are..
you are very..
AmaZing.
beautifuI.
we are having a Iot of fun here, aren't we?
yes, sister.
what is your probIem?
The cIimate has changed.
I'm sneeZing.
otherwise there is no probIem.
we don't care. okay?
Leave us aIone.
you wiII be after our marriage.
we've never seen anyone as shameIess as you.
Let's go. - Let's go.
so irritating.
Then you must've never seen anyone who Ioves as much as we do either.
brother, they are squirming.
squirming? - No squirming, scuffIing.
Look carefuIIy.
bebo, give me the diamonds.
These diamonds beIong to mika.
Don't act stubborn. Give me the diamonds.
I won't.
Look whether she is hugging him.
shouId she hug you? you are feeIing very JeaIous.
Listen to them carefuIIy. what are they taIking about?
you can't Iisten through binocuIars.
you can Just watch.
I had toId you..
brother, sheera is strangIing her. I think something is wrong?
something is wrong?
CaII her up.
hurry up.
hurry up now.
hurry!
brother, she isn't Iicking it.
Licking? Does it have honey over it?
No, I mean she isn't ticking it.
Ticking? - brother, he means she isn't answering the caII.
I feeI that sheera has kiIIed her.
I doubted him from the very beginning.
Come on, get the car. Let's go get him.
Let's go. - Let's go.
oh. oh no.
I think someone knocked at the door.
I'II go and check.
preeti!
oh my God!
what shouId we do?
I think she fainted after ringing the beII.
Let's take her inside. - Come on.
oh my God! - what happened?
she is dead. - oh no.
Let's quickIy caII the poIice.
have you Iost your mind?
what wiII we teII the poIice about the dead body? - yes.
but I'm feeIing very scared.
Don't worry. Let me think.
happy birthday, kiddo. - Thank you, brother.
brother, if we wouId've been at home..
..then how many gifts wouId've dad given me?
Don't feeI upset.
your brother is here. I'II get a gift for you right away.
No. It's not needed.
sit here.
my brother takes such good care of me.
we've packed the body.
Check whether anyone is outside. - yes.
There's no one outside.
This is the right opportunity to get rid of these boys. - yes.
Come on then. - Let's go.
be carefuI.
I think brother is back.
surprise gift.
Come on!
brother, this is for you.
brother, these fIowers weren't needed.
you aIready gave me such a big gift.
Gift? - yes.
I didn't give you any gift. - Then who?
It must be sweetie.
brother, they don't give us Iift, how can they give us a gift?
True. - And how does she know that today is my birthday?
how? - Through Facebook.
she must've got to know through Facebook.
open it. - No, you open it.
The one whose birthday it is.. - No, you open it.
why aren't you opening it?
Let's open it together. - Let's go.
opened it.
poIice?
Don't worry.
brother, taIk with confidence.
Like we haven't done anYThing.
Fine.
Go. Go and check.
yes. Go and check.
you? - you took so much time to open the door!
we were sIeeping.
with your shoes on?
I think something is fishy.
Nothing is fishy. move. move aside.
something is fishy for sure.
I toId you. here, Ieave. Nothing is fishy in there.
something is fishy for sure.
That's why he gave me rs. 500.
mika, the goon.
sir, this person..
very good. eXceIIent. you are right.
he is a person. - No, sir. I mean he is very famous.
yes, he is mika, the goon.
mika, the goon.
poIice is Iooking for him.
sir, mika, the goon.
oh my God.
oh God. There's a number written behind the photo.
quickIy diaI it. hurry up.
wow. This is great. - what is great?
sir, mika, the goon, wiII come to meet us.
This is sho hukum singh's number.
It is ringing? - yes, sir. It's ringing.
hoId this.
heIIo? - heIIo.
what?
okay.
I'm coming.
Let's go, Iionhearted ones.
Lion? sir, there are no Iions here.
I mean hurry up. Come on. Let's go.
what..
how many rounds? - 45.
has your brain started working? - No.
They why are you waIking? sit down. we'II think together.
I don't understand. what shouId we do of this dead body?
who is it now?
Check. - wait. - I'II go and check.
what nonsense!
I've come from so far! open the door!
why did you come? Did we invite you?
I said open the door otherwise I'II break it.
break it. Do you think you are sunny DeoI?
you don't know me. I'II break the door.
Idiot.
shut up.
what are you doing over here? - I'II teII you that Iater.
First teII me, did you seek revenge for my insuIt from the girIs?
yes.
Did you break their Iegs? - yes. - where is the stick?
we'II give you the stick back. yourJob is done.
my Job is done? - yes. - yes.
weII done, my boys.
puppy.. - yes?
we did such a big thing for you.
Can you do us a smaII favor? - Just order me.
I'm your friend. TeII me, what shouId I do?
we Just need to get rid of this bag. - That's aII!
yes. - This bag?
yes. - For you I can get rid of 100-200 bags.
Come on!
by the way, what's in this bag?
A dead body.
A dead body. - yes.
A dead body. - yes, a dead body.
A dead body.
where do I run from?
wait! - stop!
yes! yes!
oh man!
I wonder what those Iover boys must be going through.
They must be scared.
shaII we go and check? - yes.
Listen to me, sheeru!
The one you are caIIing out to, didn't stop.
Try caIIing out to me. - shaII I stop you?
he is insuIting you. -I wasn't feeIing insuIted earIier.
but now that you've toId me, I feeI more insuIted.
It's not that bad.
what do you know about insuIts and honor?
Let's go. FoIIow him.
who is it now?
brother, you go and check. - I wiII.
who is it now?
hi. - heIIo.
you?
your Iove brought me here.
It brought you here at the wrong time.
where is Garry?
Garry. Garry. Garry. he is praying.
oh. he is praying.
I Iove praying.
God AImighty.
God AImighty. Lord AImighty.
why are you here? - we feIt Iike taIking to you.
we'II taIk some other time. - why not now?
Later, pIease.
oh, harry. - pIease don't do this.
Garry.. - pIease Ieave us aIone for God's sake.
bye. - bye.
Let's go. - Let's go.
Let's quickIy get rid of the dead body.
Garry, I think everyone is suspicious of this bag.
so, what shouId we do?
I'II teII you what to do.
sweetie, come fast.
Look over there.
be carefuI. she's heavy.
what's happening?
This is Iove.
so who is he?
her husband. why do you bother?
Then who are you? - I'm nobody.
oh, nice to meet you, brother.
I'm aIso nobody.
okay. bye. enJoy. - Let's go.
stop, sheeru.
I got into this shape with great difficuIty, without running.
why have you become my heaIth's enemy?
why?
move back!
Neither a man nor a woman, bIoody piece of work!
brother, I made a mistake. pIease forgive me.
you didn't Just steaI something.
you kiIIed a person, my dear.
A person.
A girI. - you kiIIed a girI.
TeII me right away, where are the diamonds?
TeII me. - brother, the diamonds are with bebo.
with bebo? but you kiIIed her.
brother, she died because of too much Iove.
because of too much Iove? - because of too much Iove?
hear that. - where's her dead body?
where's her dead body?
Dead body? brother, it's in room number 115.
okay now, you too get ready to die.
And you too get ready to get trapped.
why? - If he dies you wiII get imprisoned.
Then what about me? - And what about me?
If you shoot without a siIencer then you'II sureIy get trapped.
There's a siIencer in it, you fooI.
pIease forgive me Just once. I made a mistake.
my teacher never pardoned my fee.
why shouId I pardon your mistake?
pIease forgive me Just once. Just once.
I'II do whatever you say. - oh reaIIy?
you'II do whatever I say? - yes.
here then, bite this.
Get rid of the dead body.
Come on, hurry up.
mika! mika! mika!
preeti, by the way, what wiII they do of the dead body?
For the time being they must be requesting the dead body.
pIease, Ieave us aIone.
Come in.
heIIo? who are you?
CraZy! CraZy! CraZy! CraZy boys!
mad! mad! mad! mad boys! - brother.
Ask him where he wants to go.
No. you ask him.
brother, where do you want to go?
No response.
he must've not heard you. Ask again.
Ask. - brother, where do you want to go?
he doesn't taIk. - Louder.
brother, where do you want to go?
Louder. - mad! mad! mad! mad boys!
brother, where do you want to go?
brother! brother! - brother!
brother!
how do I cIose this?
you came home drunk again?
you are making the whoIe room stink.
yes, I'm drunk.
everyone shouId know.
Anyway, Iove and fragrance cannot stay hidden.
I am emitting the fragrance and I wiII Iove you.
back off. Dare you touch me!
why? wiII you give me eIectric shock?
yes, I wiII. - you are right.
raJJo darIing, pIease Iove me.
back off. you stink.
First go and have a bath. bIoody stupid, fooI.
It is fun to first have a bath then Iove?
okay, raJJo darIing. I'II go and have a bath.
you are a magician, right?
I'm a magician. And I'm aIso a heaIer.
Treat me. - yes. - I have a headache.
here then, bite this.
how can sister have this? she must've not eaten anYThing.
yes. - you show a Iot of concern for them.
but who are you?
my girI ruined me and now she questions who am I?
I'm not your girI. she is. The one behind you.
I'm not taIking about her. I'm taIking about the diamonds.
boss, item, item.. - I know they are an item.
you shouIdn't say such things about girIs.
Come to the point. Ask them where the diamonds are.
who knows, it might be inside.
Diamonds are not measures in grams.
They are measure on per piece basis.
Inside. Inside..
Forget the diamonds. where is the dead body?
we wiII go craZy.
you sometimes question us about the diamonds..
..and sometimes about the dead body.
Are you out of your mind?
From mind, I remember poet bhagwant mann's poem..
when you got married..
I opened a Iiquor bottIe.
I had a big shot.
had a big one.
I attended your wedding as a waiter.
I attended your wedding as a waiter. - wondeFFuI.
TeII me right away, where are the diamonds?
If I get angry then..
mikku, controI. - I get an asthma attack.
TeII me where the diamonds are!
hurry up, kiddo. - yes.
Now I'II smeII nice to raJJo darIing.
Now I'II have fun bathing.
who is it?
raJJo darIing! what feII? raJJo darIing.
he was very heavy. was he a human or an animaI?
hey, what have you done? where is the body?
I think we'II get trapped. - Then Iet's run away from here.
run! Come on! hurry up!
raJJo!
I'm here and raJJo is here.
we'II Iove each other openIy.
Now we won't fear this worId anymore.
we got rid of a big troubIe.
True. - honestIy.
Now we can sIeep in peace. - yes.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
The queen of my heart you are, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
I've become restIess.
I've become your fan.
I'm craZy about you.
you're the one I Iove.
Trust me, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
It's Just Iike the moon..
your face has mesmeriZed me.
It's Just Iike the moon..
your face has mesmeriZed me.
From the time you've entered my Iife..
The void in my heart has been fiIIed.
I'm your sIave.
my heart beats Just for you.
I'm your sIave.
my heart beats Just for you.
be mine, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
onIy for you, I ignore my friends.
I onIy foIIow you, I don't do anYThing eIse.
onIy for you, I ignore my friends.
I onIy foIIow you, I don't do anYThing eIse.
I bow before you..
I swear I feeI..
I bow before you..
I swear I feeI..
That you are great, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
you are so beautifuI..
so beautifuI, so beautifuI, my beIoved.
They have the diamonds. They are fooIing us.
hey, ask him to sIeep in his room.
he's not sIeeping in a tent. It is a room.
And then, no one gives us a room in a hoteI. yes.
because we are goons.
he wants diamonds from us. he is sIeeping so soundIy.
It is my wish. I can sIeep however I want to.
I shouId Just keep making a Iiving.
TeII me, right away, where are the diamonds?
we toId you, we don't know anYThing about the diamonds.
Then you must know about the dead body.
Dead body? - yes.
we Ieft it in the neXt room.
what? - yes.
raJJo darIing..
I am here, you are there.
how did you come here before me?
Love me.
First I had to ask you to keep quiet.
say something now.
I am doomed! I am ruined! what are you doing?
who is this witch!
raJJo.. - wait, I'II Just teach you a Iesson.
who is she? - raJJo, if you are here then who is she?
what is she doing over here? - I don't know.
who is she? who are you? stand up!
This means I was romancing a dead body for so Iong?
pick her up. - pick up!
pick up whatever you want to. - pick her up.
pick her up! hoId both her hands and quickIy pick her up! - yes.
Use your strength. - pick her up.
we got into big troubIe today.
Thank God we got rid of the troubIe.
we haven't got rid of them. we are troubIe in the neXt room.
one doesn't mind such kind a troubIe for Iife.
They were acting very friendIy back then.
shaII we go and check if their feeIing for us has changed or not?
Let's go. - Let's go.
stay cIear.
stay cIear as much as you can.
Just stay cIear today.
Ask me why! - why, sir?
because I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
And we won't get such an opportunity again. - yes, sir.
A round of chicken and Juice is on me.
we anyway don't have to pay for it.
FoIIow me.
you are very Iate, sir.
why? have the wedding guests Ieft?
The wedding guests? who, sir?
mika? - he's upstairs. Up there.
FoIIow me.
sir, thank God that you are here.
Come with me. - I'II come over for tea some other time.
sir, I'm not asking you to come with me for tea.
I'm asking you to come with me to the room..
..from where the diamonds were stoIen, sir.
pIease come with me. - we'II go there.
First Iet us investigate the hoteI.
Chunnu. munnu. - yes, sir?
quickIy surround the hoteI.
sir, there's Just five of us. - oh reaIIy? - yes.
Then do one thing, quickIy use formuIa number siX.
Uniforms are in the Gipsy. make the waiters wear them.
And get the force compIete and ready. - yes, sir.
Today, mika shouIdn't escape at any cost.
quickIy check if there is anyone at the restaurant.
you want tea? First Iet us get rid of the dead body.
I haven't come to the restaurant to have tea.
we've to get rid of the dead body.
There is usuaIIy no one at the restaurant at this hour.
Come on. hurry up. - hurry up.
Did anyone see us?
Let's quickIy Ieave.
we'II get into troubIe if anyone sees us.
hurry up! run!
hurry up! - This way!
Look behind whether anyone is watching us.
okay. so now even you don't know where the dead body is?
No.
Look, there are nine buIIets in this.
Nine.
Nine. we cannot cheat.
you cannot cheat the pistoI. but I can cheat.
TeII me, where is the dead body!
we kept the dead body outside their room.
so has the dead body gone out for a stroII?
what do we know?
but they had gone out with the dead body.
okay, so you kept the dead body in our room to trap us.
yes, we did. - quickIy teII me where the dead body is.
otherwise, it won't take Iong for your brains to spiII out.
The dead body? - yes.
It's on the terrace. - on the terrace?
Is the dead body sunbathing on the terrace?
Come on, Iet's go on the terrace.
mikku, I, too, wiII go with you.
No, my darIing. you haven't appIied a sunscreen Iotion.
you wiII get tan under the sun.
I don't want my biJIi to Iose her coIor.
Come on, Iet's go on the terrace.
bam!
Fine.
have you seen them anywhere?
TeII me, what is it? - okay. so I shouId teII you what's wrong.
Then you'II teII me where this person is.
scoundreIs, quickIy teII me otherwise I'II sIap you.
he's gone this way!
Did you cut him into haIf and send him in both the directions?
This way! quickIy teII me where he is!
he's gone this way. - Are you sure he's gone this way?
yes, he's gone this way. - Come on, hurry up.
Catch him. we won't spare him today.
onIy a true artist can vaIue another.
may I sit here?
okay, I'II sit here.
Thank you so much.
I think you are not in a good mood.
Fine. Let's dance.
It wiII cheer you up.
she agreed so quickIy?
heIIo? I said heIIo!
heIIo!
A dead..
A dead body!
what happened? what happened?
sir, a dead body!
A dead body!
Don't scream. - okay.
we'II get into troubIe if poIice finds out about it.
okay, sir. - okay.
heIIo?
where is he?
who he?
he?
who he?
mika.
who mika, sir?
sir, mika, the goon. - mika, the goon.
mika, the goon. where one to catch whom we've come here.
sir, I saw him Just once. he didn't bIess us with his presence again.
bIess you with his presence? Is he a sage?
It's okay. he must be hiding somewhere fearing me.
but perhaps he doesn't know that..
..I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
It's okay. After aII, I'II find him.
Let's go.
we got saved by a whisker! - yes, sir.
quickIy get rid of the dead body. - yes, sir.
hurry up. - yes, sir.
be carefuI.
why are you upset now?
I'm upset because I was romancing a dead body for so Iong.
you didn't reaIiZe because you are drunk.
Come on, Iet's go now. - No!
I won't go there. - Come on.
Come on. we'II go, have a bath and romance there.
you'II soap me and I'II soap you. - yes.
quickIy teII me, where is the dead body!
weII..
It's not that Iong. It's this Iong. - There it is.
I want the girI's dead body.
you are strange, brother.
Now you want a variety in dead bodies as weII!
here it is. - I want the girI's dead body.
TeII them, when I get angry I get..
An asthma attack. - Do one thing.
Choose one of them.
sir, they are purposeIy wasting your time. - No.
A Iot of my time has aIready been wasted.
sir, your time was wasted because of them.
Ask them where that girI's dead body is. Ask them.
what ask! we don't know anYThing.
TeII me, where is the dead body?
If you don't know then why did you bring everyone on the terrace?
yes. - yes.
I'II teII you.
we brought the dead body here.
we had kept it here.
we don't know where it went then.
oh God.
who can go against God's wiII?
scoundreIs, you are consoIing me as if she was my cousin.
Just teII me, how the dead body feII.
I'II teII how it feII.
we Iifted the dead body Iike this. - okay.
we dragged it and brought it here.
we kept it here.
And we made it sit Iike this.
we kept the dead body, turned and it Just disappeared.
Then what happened? - I'II teII you.
I did my hair.. - I removed my Jacket.
Then I checked the time.
Then I checked the time again.
Then we caught the hand Iike this..
Like this, and then we ran!
Fine. Come back now.
brother, they won't come back. They.. - ran away!
ran away! - FoIIow them!
Jatt Airways!
I don't want to have a bath.
I feeI scared. - Don't feeI scared.
I'm scared.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
you aII? - yes, we.
where? - Goons are after us.
Goons are bound to be after you.
After aII you have such eXpensive stuff with you.
what do you mean?
I mean you have mobiIe and watches with you.
so goons are bound to be after you. - oh.
Inspector, the goons are after us not because of these things.
They are after us because of them.
our Iife has become miserabIe, inspector.
No, goons cannot go after them.
onIy mika can be after them.
yes. It's him.
where is mika? - Up there. on the terrace.
on the terrace.
Today, if I don't get him dragging down from the terrace..
..then my name isn't hukum singh. - yes. yes.
Let's go, boys. - Let's go.
Jatt Airways!
where is the stick?
puppy, you are here?
yes. I came here to see whether or not..
..you are seeking my revenge from these girIs.
where is the stick?
Aren't you the one who came home with a marriage proposaI?
you didn't say yes, either. you thrashed me bIack and bIue.
And you aIso got me beaten by others.
That's why I sent my friends after you.
where is the stick? - which stick?
stick that I gave the two of them to beat you two.
And I aIso toId them not to be Ienient because you are girIs.
And to hit you where they can.
To hit you where they can. That stick..
where is it? - what nonsense are you taIking about, puppy?
yes. - I shouIdn't be saying this before the girIs.
but the truth is the truth.
It's true. - he has Iost his mind.
he's not so craZy.
he was beaten bIack and bIue. he's a IittIe mentaIIy upset.
we knew that you two are IowIy peopIe.
but today, I found how Iow you can stoop.
sometimes what you see and hear can be faIse.
yes. - True.
but whatever you Iiars say is aIways a Iie.
Let's go, sweetie.
preeti! - sweetie!
where is the stick? - I'II give it to you! - you!
she's very heavy.
keep her here.
Look, 003. I think the boot is open.
yes, Iet's go and check. - Go and check.
Come on, hurry up.
Come on. hurry up. Let's go. hurry up.
shamsher, are you sure your boys are in this hoteI?
The credit card is being swiped here.
how much have they spent as yet?
No matter how much they spend, I'II recover the amount..
..through the dowry they get. - who wiII give you dowry?
I feeI no one wiII even pay scrap vaIue for them.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
God Iook at the face before he sIaps.
why? what's wrong with my face?
even my daughters ran away.
you are right. God Iook at the face before he sIaps. - yes.
where are they? No one shouId be spared.
If anyone survives keep him for me.
I don't know about them but we'II sureIy get tired.
Getting down aII those stairs.. - Don't Joke.
you very weII know that when I get angry I get..
An asthma attack. Let's go.
Chunnu, munnu. - yes, sir.
Do you know aJoke? - No, sir.
you don't? Then Just Iaugh.
Laugh. It's my order.
we'II Iaugh and cIimb the stairs now.
If we Iose them, we'II Iose 25 crore rupees.
And it's Iike miss a step and die.
oh my Iife.. - move aside.
Neither a man nor a woman, bIoody piece of work.
Let's go.
Jatt Airways!
what do you think? wiII we be abIe to catch mika?
sir, we can't our breath. so how wiII we catch mika?
so now? - sir, Iet's do one thing.
Let's sit on the steps for 10 minutes.
I'II sIap you aII.
mika eIoped with your sir's girIfriend.
sitting here won't heIp us.
mika, we won't spare you now.
Jatt Airways!
hands up! hands up!
Don't try to move.
They cannot move.
where is biJIi? where is my biJIi?
TeII me, where is my biJIi.
There is no eIectricity.
we're suffering from a Iot of power cut these days.
but I am here. - Note down his number.
who is he? - he too is my property.
I think this property is disputed. - yes, sir.
where is biJIi? where is my biJIi?
TeII me, where is my biJIi!
I'm struck by Iightening, sir. I'm teIIing you the truth.
It ruined me.
I think this pIot is aIso disputed.
hey!
If you say such things then you are bound to get thrashed.
TeII me where is biJIi. where is my biJIi?
where is my biJIi?
where is my biJIi? TeII me quickIy.
I'm teIIing the truth, sir.
The eIectricity biIIs were way too high.
I soId my nice, beautifuI keyboard and paid the biII, sir.
I cannot afford it.
I cannot afford eIectricity, sir.
I toId you.. - yes.
No ordinary person can bear her eXpenses.
True, sir. - hey.
Don't try to run.
mika, remember one thing.
I Just have to say that stay cIear.
stay cIear from me as much as you can.
stay cIear of me.
Ask me why! - why, sir?
because I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
I..
oh damn. you scoundreIs, you are eXercising over here?
he fooIed you aII. Come on, we won't spare him today!
Come on!
Come on, Iet's get out of here quickIy. - True.
but what about the girIs?
Forget about the girIs.
we got into aII this troubIe because of them.
hey, my coat. It's on the terrace.
oh. Go and get it. - I'm scared. Come with me.
Come on, hurry up. - yes.
Come on, hurry up. Just take it aIong. Come on. - yes.
sandhu, my daughters are over there.
oh my God. papa is here. run! run quickIy!
preeti and sweetie are here?
And there's harry and Garry.
papa! - yes. - Come on, hurry up!
but where are they going? -Come on, Iet's run and foIIow them.
we cannot run because of our damned knees.
Let's chase them in our car.
hurry up. Come on. Come on.
hey! heIIo? where to? - here.
Get out of the car quickIy.
hurry up. Dad is right behind us.
hurry up or he wiII put on a brake on this too.
our dad too is foIIowing us. - hurry up then.
Let's go even if you want to go on a honeymoon. - oh shut up.
Jatt Airways!
brother! brother, there they are.
why are you Just standing here and staring at me?
FoIIow them!
Jatt Airways!
sir, Iook mika is going.
why are you Iooking at him? we have to catch him! hurry up!
Get the car! Come on!
Jatt Airways!
what was that sound?
Did we need to face this probIem now?
how wiII it work now? - I don't know!
you had to get such a wrecked car?
I don't want to taIk to you guys!
Not even me? - I'II kiII him today!
Let him go, biJIi. It's not good to have so much eIectric current.
mika now has onIy one aim.
I've to kiII and repay the debt.
here comes my prey.
sandhu, why are there so many crows over here?
hands up!
I'm mika, the goon.
And I'm sandhu shamsher.
remembered something? - A IittIe.
I'II make you remember eveRYThing.
who am I? - GiII surJeet.
scoundreI, you made us write a song.
so who wiII get them recorded?
ActuaIIy, the thing is, that piracy is on a high.
And there is so much downIoading on the internet.
No cassettes are being made and CDs Just don't seII.
That's why I became a goon.
TeII us the truth!
why didn't you get our songs recorded?
If I teII the truth, you'II hit me. - TeII us.
ActuaIIy, the thing is, no matter how good oId singers are..
..but they don't hoId any market nowadays.
Nowadays, honey singh ruIes.
yo! yo! - why is he caIIed yo yo?
yo! yo! - Anyone who came across him got reeIed.
he charges no Iess than rs. 40 Iakhs.
Give me my pistoI back. It comes in handy sometimes.
you didn't record our songs.
but brother, at Ieast sing it once.
It keeps sIipping from your shouIders.
The stars in it shine.
your seven-coIored stoIe!
beautifuI! - your seven-coIored stoIe!
DamseI! - your seven-coIored stoIe!
beautifuI! - your..!
you are making us sing as weII?
The song doesn't Iook good without a chorus.
you.. - run! - Get Iost!
but this is the truth.
yo yo! - yo yo!
oh no! - what the heII! what shouId we do now?
what can we do? Take Ieft.
mika is foIIowing us. - yes. - hurry up. - yes.
Come on! - hurry up!
be carefuI. be carefuI.
brother, there is a roadbIock ahead.
If there is a road bIock then take Ieft.
Come on!
GiII, there is a roadbIock ahead.
They must have taken a Ieft, sandhu.
be carefuI. - CarefuI? why? Did I get myseIf operated?
sir, I think the road is bIocked.
Did you take science in high schooI that you noticed and I didn't?
They must've gone this way.
oh.
stop. stop. stop.
what happened? - C'mon!
oh my God. There's no way to go ahead.
we had toId you, get married to us, aII the ways wiII be open.
shut up.
mika is right behind us. he'II be here soon.
mika is behind us. And there's a forest ahead of us.
what shouId we do now? - Let's get out of here quickIy.
Let's run! - yes. - Let's go.
Come, brother. Come.
CarefuI, Iove. I'II get a heart attack.
I think they went into the forest.
we'II have to wait for them.
They have gone into the forest to hide and not to attend nature's caII.
what's nature's caII?
It's Just Iike Iemonade.
Let's go. - Lemonade? - Let's go into the forest.
mr. sandhu, can you smeII that?
our kids? - why wiII you get the smeII of our kids?
my daughters have taken after me.
They take a bath everyday.
I don't know about your sons.
why? Are my sons street entertainers?
That they'II behave this way?
or is it that water bites them?
No, then where is this smeII coming from?
what is aII this? - Nature.
what's that? - water.
where there's nature's caII there wiII be smeII.
you think you'II get sandaIwood's fragrance?
why are these cars parked over here?
I think peopIe have parked them here..
..because is there is a parking probIem in the city.
mr. sandhu, you feeI Iike Joking at this hour?
our kids are in troubIe.
Come on, Iet's go and find them. - oh yes.
Their cars are here. - yes.
but I wonder where everyone has gone.
sir, I think mika once again fooIed us and ran away.
I am not worried about mika.
but if I miss out of biJIi then I'II be in troubIe.
Come on, frisk the car. - Frisk, sir?
search it! - yes, sir.
Got it? Is anyone up here?
There is no one here. where is everyone?
where are they?
sir, I don't think they are here.
hey, open the boot of this poor Iooking car.
It doesn't have any roof on it.
sir..
sir, what are we doing here? Let's go home.
There's Just forest ahead of us.
They are having fun in the forest.
FoIIow me.
we are surrounded by forest from aII sides. - yes.
I cannot see anYThing. - And me?
oh shut up. we are forced to be with you.
otherwise, we wouIdn't even Iike to see your faces.
strange. GirIs usuaIIy faint when the see us, right, harry?
And you don't Iike our faces?
AIong with a good face one shouId aIso have a good nature.
you are corrupted.
If it was so then we wouId've done anYThing with you anYTime.
we are being very decent. - Decent?
you forced keerat to marry someone. Is that a decent thing to do?
Is it a decent thing to pIay with a girI's emotions?
we got her married to the boy she Ioved.
That is our decency.
but keerat said that..
we don't know what keerat said.
we Just know that we united two peopIe who Ioved each other.
And what we did was right.
we came here to seek revenge for puppy.
but we feII in Iove with you as soon as we saw you.
And we decided that we'II marry you two.
TruIy. - Let us know what you decide.
yes. - we'II decorate the Iimousine with fIowers and come.
Let's go, Garry.
Let's go, harry.
but..
This is not one Ioves.
Then how does one Iove?
beIoved, I don't Iike anYThing without you.
I need you.
Don't shy away from me.
TeII me what you want in eXchange..
..of sitting with me for some time.
I'II give you anYThing you want to dweII in your eyes.
I need you.
Don't shy away from me.
beIoved, I don't Iike anYThing without you.
I forget the worId when I'm with you.
you ruIe each breath I take as weII.
I need you.
Don't shy away from me.
wait a minute. someone is here. Let's go.
run! Ghost! run!
mr. GiII..
what is it? - Can't you react sIowIy?
you scared me.
someone has rightIy said.
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren.
we've been wandering since morning.
we've searched the entire forest.
but it doesn't seem to end.
And nor can we find our kids anywhere.
pIus it's the middIe of the night.
mr. sandhu.. - yes?
I'm feeIing scared. - Then do you have to scare me as weII?
Can't you taIk about anYThing eIse?
Fine. I'II taIk about something eIse.
brother.. - yes?
have you ever seen a witch?
It has been ages. - what do you mean?
It must've been around 20 years.
since you saw a witch? - No, since my wife died.
what is it now?
speak of sister-in-Iaw and there she appears.
she isn't your sister-in-Iaw. she's someone eIse.
she must know about our kids. Let's go and ask her.
Let's go. yes. - yes.
sister-in-Iaw..
No. sister..
have you seen our spoiIt brats?
where are we?
sir, I think we have gone way far ahead.
sir, whether or not we find mika..
..but we'II sureIy find Iion and cheetah here.
Are you trying to scare me?
perhaps the Iions and cheetahs don't know..
..that they shouId stay cIear of hukum singh.
They shouId stay cIear of him today.
They must stay cIear as much as they can.
I Just say that they shouId stay cIear.
Ask me why!
why? - because I..
Let's go. Let's go. There are a Iot of huts here.
Just a minute.
Idea.
scoundreIs, act as if your father is reaIIy dead.
Fine. - okay?
bye, darIing. - bye. - Let's go. Let's go.
may his souI rest in peace!
may his souI..
oh no.
oh God. - oh God.
Let's go. - Lift me, you scoundreIs.
Lift me now. Lift me. why aren't you Iifting me?
wait! The dead body came aIive!
mika! mika!
Catch him! Get him! Catch him! Get him!
Don't Iet him escape!
poIice is here.
They wiII kiII me by making me run.
That inspector, promoted through connections, makes me run a Iot.
oh reaIIy? - I feeI Iike beating the heII out of each cop.
oh reaIIy? - brother, is this your house?
yes, it is mine. - brother, pIease, don't teII the poIice.
I won't. - brother, I Just want to spend a few hours in your house.
why Just a few hours? I won't Iet you go now.
brother, do you have some water with you?
why water, we'II give you miIk.
packaged or do you have buffaIos at home?
I'II give you whichever you want.
shut up.
what did you think I am?
I had toId you.
what how is my temperament?
very, very, very weird temperament.
what are you waiting for? Arrest him.
whom shouId we arrest?
who wiII you arrest? me? Arrest him.
he ran away.
what are you waiting for!
Find him! Don't Iet him escape!
Come on. mika has made us aII pT Usha by making us run so much!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
stay right there!
enough of your drama!
I'm mika, the goon!
And I can do anYThing.
what?
That you're mika, the goon! And you can do anYThing.
how do you know?
you Just said that.
I say a Iot of things.
he's acting over smart.
Don't you aIready have a Iot to do?
Come on, now Iet's see how you escape me.
Catch them. I'II teach them a Iesson.
Now I'II how they'II escape. - where are you taking us?
stay cIose to me.
I wonder where he has brought us. - True.
enough of hide and seek.
Now mika wiII pIay his game.
Game? which game?
which one do you know?
kabadi!
even I want to pIay kabadi.
oh kabadi! oh kabadi! - Forget it.
someone wiII carry you away.
Anyway, kabadi is a game pIayed by men.
Go and pIay some girIie game.
Neither a man nor a woman, bIoody piece of work!
True.
biJIi!
Are you pIaying a game?
pIay it.
we can taIk Iater.
It's over.
Good.
Come on, get them.
how can you Just do that? - yes.
you shouId Iie dead Iike this.
Do it Iike this. Like this.
Lie Iike this.
First keep one hand down and then the other one.
okay? After that go down. This is caIIed Iying dead.
Got it? - I won't spare you!
I won't spare you! - mikku, reIaX.
someone teII him.. - you'II get an asthma attack.
yes, Iove. - because of this..
because of this no one takes us seriousIy.
Look, the poIice are very serious.
If the poIice were serious then it wouId've been in the ICU Iong back.
I mean in emergency.
I mean the poIice are serious in their work. - yes.
It's a different case that peopIe start Iaughing when they Iook at us.
yes. - but we are crying when we see the poIice.
why so?
Inspector, parents whose chiIdren ran away from home..
..what wiII they do, dance, if not cry?
mr. GiII, your kids didn't run away from home.
They are fooIing you.
mr. sandhu, I'm sure that your sons Ieft with his daughters.
mind your Ianguage.
Let it be, mr. sandhu.
what do these peopIe know what Iove is.
why won't we know? Don't we faII in Iove?
If you knew then you wouId've found our chiIdren Iong back.
yes. - I mean what do I know...
where your kids are partying in such a big forest.
what do you mean?
I mean the poIice are trying their best. pIease be patient.
we cannot be patient anymore. - Then don't be.
Fine, we wiII be.
may God aIways protect peopIe from IaWYers and cops. - yes.
mr. sandhu, is eveRYThing aIright?
Joginder, you are here.
I had to come. After aII I got your teXt message.
you wiII come onIy when I teXt you to.
you'II never use your own brains and come.
mr. sandhu, now aII minds wiII faiI.
Now aII minds wiII be on fire!
Ask me why! - why?
because I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
Come with me.
brother, the day is about to come to an end.
we stiII know nothing about the diamonds.
before I go craZy, teII me where the diamonds are.
we reaIIy don't know where the diamonds are!
I have them. - you do?
I have them.
he has them? - he has them?
you have them? - yes. - he has them!
If you have them then Just it to him and get rid of him.
she is right. - right. - yes.
Diamonds!
my hero got the diamonds! yes!
Look my Iove, my diamonds!
where has he brought us?
This Iooks Iike a sugar miII to me.
It is very dark in here!
Daddy! - Daddy!
harry! Garry! - what are you doing here?
poIice! - papa!
preeti! sweetie! - brother, they were Ioitering outside our hideout.
we weren't Ioitering outside. we were Iost.
we thought this is a bus stop.
Thank you for this gentIeman in bIack cIothes.
he toId us that this isn't a bus stop. This is mika's hideout.
I said, okay the Iet's meet your mika today.
we need to settIe the account for some oId songs.
he stiII hasn't sent us any royaIty.
It's okay. we'II put you on a bus from here.
mr. mika, which counter number does the bus to Jaitur Ieave from?
From counter number one.
brother, I want to go a Iong way.
Take him very far away! - what are you saying!
sir, at Ieast wear your cap.
scoundreI, he wants to kiII us and you are worried about the cap?
you got the diamonds. - yes.
so why do you need us here for? - yes.
Come. - Let's go. - yes, Iet's go.
hey! wait a minute. wait a minute. what's the hurry?
Attend the wedding and then Ieave.
wedding? - wedding?
whose wedding?
my darIing biJIi and my wedding. - No!
I'II poison myseIf if you do that.
you'II get me divorced even before I'm married.
brother, where is the food staII?
First dance, you hungry guests.
you are hungry? - yes.
Come on, sing. - DCp saIutes him!
Come on dace! - Inspector Iies at his feet!
you don't say it.. - hey!
you are insuIting an inspector in front of an inspector?
hey!
you don't say it..
but your beIoved says so!
you don't say it..
but your beIoved says so!
but your..
his CD got stuck.
The CD isn't stuck. why aren't you dancing?
I dance weII. but you don't sing weII.
mr. sandhu, we won't be abIe to hear anyone Iike bindrakhia again.
Now we'II have to make do with such peopIe.
he ruined my song.
I'II neither dance when someone Iike him sings.
Nor wiII I ever give him my songs.
what happened?
someone is firing buIIets.
mr. sandhu, how about two words on such a serious situation?
pIease. - sure. - but pIease quote someone eIse.
even foIk with do.
I haven't written for such a bad occasion either. - okay.
I'm trying something foIk. - Go ahead.
whiIe Ieaving for her in-Iaw's pIace after marriage..
heer screamed.. - mr. sandhu, I don't understand.
why did heer scream whiIe Ieaving for her in-Iaws'?
I think her hand got stuck in the door.
stupid question.
mr. sandhu, buIIets are being fired on the other side.
why aren't any buIIets being fired here?
who is it? Daddy?
Daddy? - he is caIIing me daddy. Don't you understand?
he's caIIing me daddy. - I'm with him.
but mummy is aIways with him.
you shouId Iike a maIe.
Anyway, speak up.
I said, why don't you shoot some buIIets? - I shouId shoot?
here you then. bam! bam! bam!
even we can shoot such buIIets.
bam! bam!
you know that they took our pistoIs.
so this is what we can shoot with. bam! bam!
bam!
yes.
mr. sandhu, sister-in-Iaw is here.
she is here.
I wonder what's with the candIe.
Does she want to burst firecrackers?
she is after us.
oh God, keep me safe from troubIe!
No!
Don't scare me to death!
There are no such things as ghosts.
It's Just figment of one's imagination.
scoundreIs, check..
weII done, biJIi. weII done.
I'm proud of you, my darIing.
I'm proud of you.
weII done, Gurpreet. weII done. - Thank you.
Gurpreet?
she is sub-inspector Gurpreet, punJab poIice.
what are you waiting for? Get their weapons.
Come on!
punJab poIice made this pIan to trap you.
pIan? - yes.
what pIan? - yes. A pIan.
I'II teII you the pIan.
hukum singh, mika knows that punJab is no Ionger safe for him.
hence he chose pattaya hiIIs for the diamond deaI.
but sir, why shouId we go after him when he's out of our range?
even I am not in your range, then why are you after me?
weII.. - Get this straight, hukum singh.
we won't get married untiI mika is in punJab poIice's custody.
weII done, Gurpreet. weII done.
Come on. Come here.
happy birthday, sir.
This is not for a birthday. I want you to take an oath.
reaIIy? what oath?
That we'II rest in peace onIy after we catch mika.
okay. you take the oath.
sir, I'm aIways with you.
okay. Fine then.
I'II onIy get married after mika is caught.
And I'II marry the one who heIps me catch mika.
If it's so, Gurpreet then I'm aIways..
hey! - I'm sorry, sir.
Inspector hukum singh is aIways with you, Gurpreet.
here you go. I've taken an oath.
Great. such a big suspense.
This is the first time I'm seeing that punJab poIice has..
..even Ieft the scotIand poIice behind.
such a big betrayaI.
biJIi, you gave me such a big shock that aII my buIbs are fused.
overconfidentIy I was hoIding Iivewires in my hands.
biJIi, are you reaIIy Gurpreet? - yes, she is Gurpreet.
And she isn't a witch either, mr. mika.
she is my friend Navneet.
what? Catch caught your tongue?
by the way, my pIan was no Iess than that of punJab poIice.
ConstabIe, give me five.
I'II give you a sIap. Can't you count the stars?
I'm an inspector.
And I say Just one thing. stay cIear of me.
stay cIear of me as much as you can, today.
Ask me why! - why, sir? - why, sir?
because I've a very, very, very weird temperament.
what are you waiting for? Take him to the poIice station.
okay, sir. - Come on! Let's go to the poIice station!
Let's go, mika! Now we'II teach you a Iesson.
very good.
hey, heIIo?
where is the stick? - The stick.. - oh, the stick..
stick.. - stick. The one I gave you to beat them.
where is it?
And teII me, did you seek my revenge from them?
we took revenge. Ask them! we did, didn't we? - yes.
why are you Iying, you scoundreIs?
CouIdn't you teII me that you Iove them?
I'm not your enemy! I'm your friend.
you don't understand my feeIings!
Traitors!
Now why are you staring at me! Give me a hug!
puppy!
I'II sIap you! - hug me! - puppy!
you Iet it be.
I'm sorry, mr. GiII.
Now I cannot get my boys married to your daughters.
what is this new mess you are creating, dad?
sandhu, my daughters aren't useIess either..
..that I'II marry them off to your Ioafer boys.
what is wrong with daddy? - but dad..
my sons ran away because I got the marriage proposaI from you.
because of your boys my girIs ran away.
I was disgraced.
mr. GiII.. mr. sandhu..
GirIs and boys run away onIy when are having an affair.
you are confusing us without any reason.
mr. hukum, we Iove each other. - yes.
They are taIking nonsense.
If they Ioved each other then wouIdn't they be hugging each other?
here, the oId man is craZy.
here you go.
I've a very weird temperament.
you took it seriousIy. - oh reaIIy?
we stiII have to get married.
Then your temperament wiII get weird.
Fine. why shouId I bother?
mr. sandhu, teII me, wiII you stiII say..
God shouIdn't bIess anyone with barren Iand and wayward chiIdren?
No, I've changed my thoughts now.
may God bIess everyone with fertiIe Iand and such IoveIy chiIdren.
I drank Iiquor and got sIoshed.
I wanted to go Ieft but I went right.
I drank Iiquor and got sIoshed.
I wanted to go Ieft but I went right.
I was bowIed over by a beautifuI face.
I wanted to teII you something.
oh baby, you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
GirI, when I saw you for the first time, I fainted.
I was painted in the hues of your Iove.
I was behaving Just Iike a romeo.
I wanted to teII you something.
oh baby, you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
he drinks a Iot. he's my younger brother.
Don't get angry. I got him into this habit.
my parents aIways yeII about this.
he drinks a bottIe daiIy. who wiII handIe him?
he has turned this house into a bar.
he is a nice boy. The onIy probIem is his drinking habit.
That's why I am teIIing you this, you are a decent girI.
stay cIear of him, for he has a thing for you.
I swear, I think you are very hot, girI.
If you say yes, then I'II hit aJackpot, girI.
say yes, on the spot, girI.
I wanted to teII you something.
oh baby, you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.
you are my fantasy.
I wanted to teII you this.
That you are my fantasy.